What will happen to you at the Butt Bake......

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What will happen to you at the Butt Bake......

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Post by Rich S. » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:45 am

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COOKED pork BUTT,
It is said human butt tastes a lot like chicken....


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Post by Scuba » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:07 pm

Humans taste like pork, thats why they call it long pork.
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Post by rhjanes » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:46 pm

Has the statute of limitations expired from last years?
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Post by sarge » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:15 pm

rhjanes wrote:Has the statute of limitations expired from last years?
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Post by UncleMJM » Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:53 pm

Rich S. wrote:Image
COOKED pork BUTT,
It is said human butt tastes a lot like chicken....
The real beauty of this comment is in it's link to truth. In fact, in honor of what Rich S. so accurately portrays above, one of the menu items for those eating together, is in fact pulled pork.
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Post by gmcpcs » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:06 pm

The larger of these babies is going to be there too. Nothing like the 4th to get brisket on sale, and properly on the smoker. That butt looks fine too :)

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Post by gmcpcs » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:09 pm

Maybe we should start an off topic thread called meat pr0n.
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Post by Scott » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:39 pm

Or a bbq contest at the bake?
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Post by TXyakr » Fri Jul 01, 2016 5:23 pm

I recall that "Long Pig" comment from the book "The Peace Child" which I read many years ago. Never really wanted to try it out however, but the thought briefly crossed my mine once when... a friend in H.S. chemistry held the glass tube too far back while putting into a rubber stopper, glass tube broke, he ran it completely through his hand. As the teacher was taking him to the ER I said "Hey David, part of your hand flesh is still in this glass tube, do you want us to put in the frig for you later?"
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